Real, Actual Conversation & Events from last night:
Scene: Wife is in bath with book. Husband is in bed with book.
Husband: Come to bed already, please!
Me: I smell smoke! The fireplace must be leaking!
Husband: I don't smell anything.
Me: I swear, the fireplace is leaking!
(Husband jumps out of bed and runs to family room, then returns)
Husband: There is nothing leaking from the fireplace.
Me: But I still smell the smoke! Something is burning!
(Husband takes a sweeping glance at bathroom)
Husband: It's your book. You put it on the candle. Your book is burning up behind your head.
Me: Oh. (removes book, extinguishes flames, gets dressed, opens windows, gets more water, etc.)
Husband: Just go to bed already!
Me (getting into bed): That was kind of funny, right?
Husband (dozing off): Like dumb funny.
Me: Don't you love my little quirks?
Husband: Just please, go to sleep!
(20 minutes later)
Husband: Quirks.
(5 minutes later)
Husband: I love you.
You probably already know what I said back.
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7 comments:
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You guys are totally cute! Glad your hair didn't catch fire. Thanks for sharing such a sweet and funny marriage moment. :)
You are pregnant....all things take on a different "normal"! :)
Love, Miss Sherri
And then she said to him, "Please. Take me fly-fishing with you!"
so stinkin funny! thanks for sharing!
This is great! : )
Are we due at the same time. I'm around March 30?!
i love this one. so you.
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